You were the victim of a heinous crime. Who do you hire—Perry Mason, Matlock, Gil Grissom, or Inspector Gadget? This is a trick question. Perry Mason is dead and Gil Grissom is a government employee so I guess the answer would be Inspector Gadget. What do you want to be when you grow up? You are assuming I want to grow up… If you had a robot, what would you make it do? All the fun stuff, go on vacations, hang out with my family. Then I could do the rest, take out the trash, paint the house, mow the yard. If you wrote a fortune cookie message, what would it say? Confucius say: "He who reads this has to pay check." If you starred in a reality show, what would it be called?   "The Amazing Power Nap." What form would your Patronus take? Probably a Puma. I just like saying "Puma." What would be your super power? Flight, but I would have to pass on the tights and cape.