You were the victim of a heinous crime. Who do you hire—Perry Mason, Matlock, Gil Grissom, or Inspector Gadget? Matlock. What do you want to be when you grow up? A rock star novelist (David Foster Wallace, only with more fashion sense and with a decidedly sunnier disposition). If you had a robot, what would you make it do? Mop, dust, laundry, yard work, and balance my checkbook. If you starred in a reality show, what would it be called? "GolfGirl." What would be your super power? I would blink like Jeanie in "I Dream of Jeanie" to teleport objects and make people do silly things against their better judgment.