You were the victim of a heinous crime. Who do you hire—Perry Mason, Matlock, Gil Grissom, or Inspector Gadget? If I had me druthers, I’d be on the dog and bone to Ole Sherlock  ‘Olmes down at 221B Baker Street but given his unavailability I better be going with that other crime fighting son of a hero – Inspector Gadget. What do you want to be when you grow up? Young, Tall, Handsome and Rich …wait …no I only need young and rich out of that lot. If you had a robot, what would you make it do? You know, I probably wouldn’t get the robot in the first place because it would just end up in the basement for me to trip over in the dark amid the flotsam and jetsam of accumulated "good electronic ideas gone bad." If you wrote a fortune cookie message, what would it say? "Please see next cookie." If you starred in a reality show, what would it be called? "An abysmal flop – The New York Times," "More boring than a house full of termites – Chicago Sun," or "An example of a wasted education – My Mum." What form would your Patronus take? A Boxing Kangaroo and a Ninja Wombat. What would be your super power? Super speed – either that or Mighty Liver!!!!