• You were the victim of a heinous crime. Who do you hire—Perry Mason, Matlock, Gil Grissom, or Inspector Gadget? 
    Could I hire Penny and Brain instead of Inspector Gadget? Cause they were the only ones who actually did anything.
  • If you had a robot, what would you make it do?  
    Drive my car and make dinner.
  • If you wrote a fortune cookie message, what would it say? 
    "That wasn't chicken."