You were the victim of a heinous crime. Who do you hire—Perry Mason, Matlock, Gil Grissom, or Inspector Gadget? I would hire Inspector Gadget. This is probably because he’s the only one I recognize out of Perry Mason, Matlock, or Gil Grissom. Ha, I assume these were before my time. But I’d feel pretty safe having a hero who can stretch him arms to infinity and has countless gadgets built into him. "Wowsers!" What do you want to be when you grow up? When I grow up I want to be Katie Couric or Oprah. For the obvious reasons… If you had a robot, what would you make it do? If I had a robot, I would make it do a couple things. First, I would make it my own personal chauffeur. I tend to have a little road rage, and having a robot to do all the driving would eliminate the stress I go through every day. Second, I would send him to massage school. I could get VERY used to having a robot rub my feet every night. Oh, and his name would be Chuck. As in, Chuck Norris. He can do everything.  J