• What do you want to be when you grow up?
    I think I am what I wanted to be…to a certain extent. I just need the light saber…and 67 Mustang GT 350…and a monkey.
  • If you had a robot, what would you make it do?
    Turn into a monkey so I can teach it to roller-skate and drink beer and hang out with me on the couch. And wear a top-hat. And Hawaiian shirts. And give good high-fives.
  • If you started a reality show, what would it be called?
    “Somebody Shut This Guy Up” or “Can He Talk Forever?” or “OMG WTF”
  • What would be your super power?
    Like I’d tell you…sheesh.