You were the victim of a heinous crime. Who do you hire—Perry Mason, Matlock, Gil Grissom, or Inspector Gadget? The A Team (yes, the crime was that heinous). What do you want to be when you grow up? An artist. If you starred in a reality show, what would it be called? "Extra-Medium": (5'9", brown-haired white guys from the suburbs compete for the ultimate prize).