You were the victim of a heinous crime. Who do you hire—Perry Mason, Matlock, Gil Grissom, or Inspector Gadget? Hmm. Defense Attorneys or Police Types? I think I go with Grissom first, unless I suspect a certain fellow cat loving computer geek arch villain… If you had a robot, what would you make it do? I had a robot when I was 5 or 6 years old. It was fully remote, but had a scripting language to control the arms, wheels, and a built-in speech synthesizer. You can say it taught me to learn programming and phonetics, but my greatest trick was getting it to say "dirty words" when my parents weren't around. If you wrote a fortune cookie message, what would it say? My fortune cookie would be blank! Just a long line of underscores with "...in bed!" aligned right. On the reverse: Lucky Numbers: -0, ℤ, [1], ℇ