You were the victim of a heinous crime. Who do you hire—Perry Mason, Matlock, Gil Grissom, or Inspector Gadget? Jack Bauer. If he was on leave, then Dwight Schrute. What do you want to be when you grow up? A person who  makes a difference and impacts lives in a positive manner. If you wrote a fortune cookie message, what would it say? Everything is possible. If you starred in a reality show, what would it be called? "Burning the Candle at Both Ends (and the Middle) Without Going Completely Insane."