You were the victim of a heinous crime. Who do you hire—Perry Mason, Matlock, Gil Grissom, or Inspector Gadget? None of the above, I would hire John Larroquette from Night Court. What do you want to be when you grow up? A child. If you wrote a fortune cookie message, what would it say? They say a mountain holds many secrets, but the biggest is this…"I am a fake mountain."