You were the victim of a heinous crime. Who do you hire—Perry Mason, Matlock, Gil Grissom, or Inspector Gadget? Gil Grissom, as long as he leaves his bugs at home... What do you want to be when you grow up? WHAT! I have to grow up??? ... Where is that second start to the right??? If you wrote a fortune cookie message, what would it say? “The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.”