• You were the victim of a heinous crime. Who do you hire—Perry Mason, Matlock, Gil Grissom, or Inspector Gadget?
    Definitely Matlock.
  • What do you want to be when you grow up?
    A football coach.
  • If you had a robot, what would you make it do?
    Organize everything.
  • If you wrote a fortune cookie message, what would it say?
    A good plan today is better than a great plan tomorrow. Stop procrastinating.
  • If you starred in a reality show, what would it be called?
    “Conference Call.”
  • What form would your Patronus take?
    A camel! What else?
  • What would be your super power?
    Flying.