• You were the victim of a heinous crime. Who do you hire—Perry Mason, Matlock, Gil Grissom, or Inspector Gadget?
    INSPECTOR GADGET, of course.  I want to know what hat store he shops at…AND does he have to oil his joints like the Tin Man?
  • If you had a robot, what would you make it do?
    Steal people’s diaries/journals for me to read for fun.
  • If you wrote a fortune cookie message, what would it say?
    Mine would say “You just ate a cat”