You were the victim of a heinous crime. Who do you hire—Perry Mason, Matlock, Gil Grissom, or Inspector Gadget? Angela Lansbury from Murder She Wrote. Afterwards, we could do her yoga tapes together. If you wrote a fortune cookie message, what would it say? "Help, I’m being held captive in a Chinese bakery!” What form would your Patronus take? Dr. Teeth from The Muppets